13 June 2011

San on Dog

Oh Rick Santorum. I'm so glad you are running for president. You make me happy in so many indescribable ways, all of which, actually, can be summed up with a single photo:
This is my absolute favorite photo of all time. I really hope the photographer won an award for this gem.

In any case, I just watched a fairly pitiful excuse for a Republican candidate debate, and since Rick just went on a mini rant about how "bad behavior," meaning "being gay," should not be tolerated in the military, I figured I'd create yet another link to Spreading Santorum. Keep those hits going y'all.

Next chapter: Rick Perry and Texas, my home state and the Laughingstock of the U.S.

29 October 2008

Recession Diet

unemployment benefits: +$816/month

rent: -$500/month
utility bills: -$150/month
cell phone: -$50/month

Knowing I'll be losing that 10 pounds I wanted to because I've got $4.14/day to spend on groceries, gasoline and medicine: priceless.

13 October 2008

A belated semi-analysis of the VP debate

First, I think it would be useful to read this article from The Guardian.

Okay. So I keep having these discussions with people who think the VP debate was lame and that there was no clear-cut winner. Some of their points are:

1. The candidates spoke more about their running mates than themselves.

2. Biden faked his choke up.

3. Palin didn't screw up, therefore she did pretty well.

4. Biden said he does not support gay marriage.

I disagree with most of these points and the notion that the VP debate was not a win for Democrats. I think it was a clear win for Biden, even in the eyes of so-called "middle Americans." Here's what I've said about the above four points:

1. These guys are vice presidential running mates, and as we all know, the vice presidency is (supposed to be) more of an understudy role than anything else. Therefore it's entirely appropriate that these candidates should frequently defer to the stated plans and policies of their presidential running mates.

2. I don't think Biden's near tears moment was fake. He's known for his tendency to get choked up. Plus, he was talking about a time in his life when he lost a spouse and a child, and nearly lost two other children. If you don't think this is still an emotional subject for Biden, you might be kind of insensitive.

Furthermore, even if he did fake it, I think it was fabulously effective. Everyone knows a guy who has had to raise his kids as a single parent, and you can bet your ass that point resonates in "Middle America." Biden basically told Palin to take her "family values" propaganda and shove it. And her response was so utterly inappropriate and insensitive that I think she might have lost McCain the election right then and there.

3. Palin did screw up. Lots. She babbled incoherently through most of the debate. Here's a sample:

IFILL: Governor, nuclear Pakistan, unstable Pakistan, nuclear Iran? Which is the greater threat?

PALIN: Both are extremely dangerous, of course. And as for who coined that central war on terror being in Iraq, it was the General Petraeus and al Qaeda, both leaders there and it's probably the only thing that they're ever going to agree on, but that it was a central war on terror is in Iraq. You don't have to believe me or John McCain on that. I would believe Petraeus and the leader of al Qaeda.

An armed, nuclear armed especially Iran is so extremely dangerous to consider. They cannot be allowed to acquire nuclear weapons period. Israel is in jeopardy of course when we're dealing with Ahmadinejad as a leader of Iran. Iran claiming that Israel as he termed it, a stinking corpse, a country that should be wiped off the face of the earth. Now a leader like Ahmadinejad who is not sane or stable when he says things like that is not one whom we can allow to acquire nuclear energy, nuclear weapons. Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il, the Castro brothers, others who are dangerous dictators are one that Barack Obama has said he would be willing to meet with without preconditions being met first.

Huh? Scary.

4. Biden did say he does not support "redefining marriage." Here's the quote:

No. Barack Obama nor I support redefining from a civil side what constitutes marriage. We do not support that. That is basically the decision to be able to be able to be left to faiths and people who practice their faiths the determination what you call it.

The bottom line though is, and I'm glad to hear the governor, I take her at her word, obviously, that she think there should be no civil rights distinction, none whatsoever, between a committed gay couple and a committed heterosexual couple. If that's the case, we really don't have a difference.

My interpretation of this answer is that he and Obama do support gay marriage, but don't want to explicitly state it since there are many voters leaning toward the Democratic party who are still closed-minded when it comes to homosexuality. I could be wrong. He did vote in favor of the ridiculous Defense of Marriage Act in 1996.

But his point about that decision being left to individuals' faiths is significant. I think (I hope!) Biden was arguing that gay marriage is two-part issue, one a religious matter that should be viewed through the lens of freedom of religion, the other a civil matter, which he has said he supports extending to gay couples.

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Overall I think Biden gave clear and informative answers to the questions posed. I actually learned something I didn't previously know, which is more than I can say for the two presidential debates.

Palin's answers were for the most part nonsensical, although she delivered them with much less hesitation than in her previous silly interviews. But sprinkled among the strange collection of unrelated words posing as sentences were ideas and sentiments that ought to strike fear in the hearts of all of us.

Her tendency to fall back on cutesy talk and winking is just awful for women. I don't think I can elaborate on this idea much, it's a total embarassment to have such a high profile female candidate behave like a bitchy cheerleader.

Her statement "And I may not answer the questions the way that either the moderator or you want to hear, but I'm going to talk straight to the American people and let them know my track record also." is also chilling. It's not a rally, it's a debate. Her previous avoidance of the media was rationalized by her need to prepare, and then by dismissing the media as a bunch of liberals armed with awful "gotcha" questions. But now she's saying to a perfectly reasonable moderator and audience, "Screw you, I answer the questions I want to be asked, not the ones you want me to answer." Awesome. We need more of that in government.

Even more alarming is her assertion that paying taxes is unpatriotic. But this right here, this is totally fucking off the hinge:

PALIN: No, no. Of course, we know what a vice president does. And that's not only to preside over the Senate and will take that position very seriously also. I'm thankful the Constitution would allow a bit more authority given to the vice president if that vice president so chose to exert it in working with the Senate and making sure that we are supportive of the president's policies and making sure too that our president understands what our strengths are. John McCain and I have had good conversations about where I would lead with his agenda. That is energy independence in America and reform of government over all, and then working with families of children with special needs. That's near and dear to my heart also. In those arenas, John McCain has already tapped me and said, that's where I want you, I want you to lead. I said, I can't wait to get and there go to work with you.

Thanks, McCain, for brandishing this beast at us. Maybe Sarah Palin will ultimately be the final nail in the coffin of the right wing. God I hope so.

12 September 2008

Are you effing kidding me?

If you weren't already aware, there's a massive hurricane set to make landfall somewhere very near Houston. My parents live in Galveston County, which is looking like ground zero for this thing. They're already in Austin, with their cats in tow.

And that's what this post is about....Austin.

Look at this image capture from weather.com:Are you fucking kidding me? Austin is surrounded by clouds that are being spun off one of the biggest hurricanes (400 miles across) we've ever seen. And yet the clouds break up when they get to Austin and reform on the other side.

Before I continue, I should assure you I don't mean to be glib. I realize this hurricane will take an enormous toll. As I said, everything my parents own is currently its immediate path. That's my point. This massive thing, which could decimate half the Texas coast and continue to wreak havoc as is travels north across the state, might not bring a single raindrop to the only part of Texas still under extreme drought conditions.

Yesterday we had a 100% chance of rain forecast for Saturday. Today that forecaster seems less sure of him/herself, and the chances are 60%. I bet that by tomorrow we'll see 20% chance, but no actual rain.

Did I mention our rainfall totals are roughly 9 inches below average for the year?

Here's our drought index map, for anyone interested.

I live in hell.

09 September 2008

Do you ever get the impression...

....that people pick political candidates the same way they pick their second favorite sports team?

By second favorite I mean the team they root for when their home team doesn't win shit. That team has a funny way of being one of the two teams in the world series or superbowl or NBA finals or whatevs. I think you get what I'm saying. Usually the one that's favored to win.

Yes. What I'm saying is I'm starting to suspect that most people vote for the candidate they think has the greatest chance of winning. That way they can be part of the in crowd.

Maybe I'll change my mind tomorrow. Right now I'm not feeling particularly hopeful about this election. All the fucking pigs working for the McCain campaign while simultaneously serving as analysts on various "news" networks clearly consider this election (and politicking in general) a highly amusing game. I hope they befall some awful accident that their health insurance provider decides it won't cover. Really I do. I don't usually wish disease or death on people as I find it unseemly. But I guess they've successfully knocked my noble ass off my ratty old steed.

Again: Jackasses.

05 September 2008

by the pricking of my thumbs

Sometimes it matters less what you have done than what you will do.

03 September 2008

Yes, I do feel insulted by this

For background details, please see my previous post on FOX's apparent preamble to the naming of Palin.
Actually, why don't I just let you watch the video.



I do wonder if FOX perhaps had a little bit of insight into the imminent plans of the John McCain campaign. I guess the answer is obvious.

Yes, I share the anger of the many, many, many people who consider McCain's surprise pick of Palin as running mate an egregious attempt to pander to women voters (the choice also clearly serves to steal some of the Obama's thunder in the "historic moment" department).

I've read a few blogs now that castigate those of use who are airing our offense at the McCain campaign. These people are calling us sexist for our audacious assumption that Palin was only picked because of her gender. We are such assholes.

Hmm. I don't think her gender was the only reason she was selected. Not at all. She's right in line with the base of the Republican party. She wants to make abortion illegal. She loves guns. She hates polar bears. She doesn't much like icky science because it supports such nauseating ideas as 1. Evolution is essentially irrefutable, 2. Global warming is quite real and very much a result of human activity, and 3. Drilling for oil now would not yield results for many years and would therefore not cause any immediate drop in fuel costs or reduction of dependence on foreign oil, and even when the oil is drilled and refined, the predicted effect on cost is a reduction of something like $0.04 to the gallon.

Yes, I certainly believe that McCain picked Palin just as much (if not more) to placate the right wing as to lure Hillary supporters.

So let me explain something: it's not his pick of a woman that upsets people like me. It's the fact that Palin is now being used as yet another way to pander to the women's vote, in a long string of pandering attempts this election season. We don't like that a bunch of Republican women have been parading as Democrats claiming to be so angry at Obama that they're willing to throw their support behind their political polar opposite. Seriously. Do you PUMAs think we're so stupid that we'll see you and think to ourselves, "Gee, what they're doing is so feminist 2K! I want in!"

Pandering pisses people off. In this case it pisses me off. So Republicans, quit treating me like an idiot and then calling me sexist for having an opinion, all the while denying that the glass ceiling even exists.

Jackasses.